Verbal Attack Pattern 11
"Even if you DO (X), I'll (Y) you."

Presuppositions:

  • "(X) is an awful thing."
  • "I'm so nice!"
  • "You are lucky to have someone as wonderful as me around."
  • "You should feel very guilty about (X)."
  • "You should feel very grateful towards me."
Defense:
  • Ignore (X).
  • "It's infortunate that everyone can't have your good sense and sound judgement."
This attack is done in Placater Mode. This response ruins their fun because they want you to grovel awhile and then add some rhapsodies about their saintliness.

Example:
"Even if you DO lose your job, I'll never say it was YOUR fault."
Response:
"It's infortunate that everyone can't have your good sense and sound judgement."

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